Lord of the flies - that he swats.

In an era where a prominent insect spray can »kill bugs dead« one man has made it his mission to bring back the most underrated, but certainly most kinky household utensil. The flyswatter. (see picture). Notice how everyone is keeping their distance respectfully so he can do his job right. He contorts his body gracefully and holds aloft his weapon. A grace attained by many years of LSD and trips to the island of Goa. He is in his "PSZ" state now. His Prime Swatting Zone. His enemies quiver with fear. Opening his eyes is needless, he can sense that little fly.

All you german readers are probably thinking:
»Der hat doch einen an der Klatsche!«

Sightings:
This man is known as The Flyswatter Dude and is already a Brooklyn celebrity, he can be found on a general basis during the summer at PS1 Warm up parties.

Or the Brooklyn Pool parties formerly at McCarren Pool now at the East River Park.

Author: Patrick Herold

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