Hipster kid´s kids

Sometimes you wake up in the morning and get a vision of the outfit you are
going to wear today. And boy, that vision is perfect. You feel slim because
you didn't eat dinner the night before and everything just seems to come
together. Your hair has decided to co-operate for the first time in weeks
and surprisingly you found a matching pair of socks.

You are so ready for this day. Ready for envious looks on the L train,
puzzled stares from the business men in the city, winks from your boss'
personal assistants and compliments from everyone who calls on skype that
day.

So you set a foot outside your door and after about one block these two 7
seven year old kids skip past you. Their style totally blows yours out of
the water and you say to yourself: "That's it! Today is the perfect day to
die."

Fucking hipster kids.

Author: Patrick Herold

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